- Which reminds me of this joke: Two young nuns are painting their room. Possessing only one habit each and not wanting to get paint on them they decide, both being women, to paint in the nude. Right in the middle of working, they hear a knock on the door. They freeze. "Who is it?" they ask. "Blind man." Breathing a sigh of relief, they open the door to give him some alms. "Hey, nice tits, sisters!! Where do you want the blinds?"